Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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