is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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