better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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