Whod you bang
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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