I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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