I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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