Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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