I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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