I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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