Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I did not marry a roomba.
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