Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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