My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Come on in and take your pants off
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