You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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