Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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