Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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