they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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