you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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