so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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