absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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