there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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