no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
