I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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