I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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