Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Dick very happy bro
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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