Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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