Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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