the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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