yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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