I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
