I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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