i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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