hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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