She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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