Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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