I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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