How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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