Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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