awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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