I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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