Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Houston, we have a squirter
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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