im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
you win again, gameday.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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