I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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