No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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Oh Jesus.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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