i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
