How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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