I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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