I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
And then my night got REAL pukey
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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