I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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