By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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