i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
