Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
