Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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