Just mADE A PArabola og urine
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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