I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I didn't notice because vodka
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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