Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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